Monday, April 26, 2010

Teaching for Parents

Homework time this evening didn't go as planned. With Mike working late, Hannah drove Mikie and I crazy with her efforts to push him out of his desk chair and take over. It doesn't help that Mikie doesn't like to sit, preferring to "perch" on the edge of the chair. This gives Nibbles ample opportunity to wedge her petite self between the back of Mikie and the back of the chair. From there, it's just a matter of sticking out her butt to knock him off and take over. She may be small, but she is feisty. . .

Eventually, I decided to get Mikie's old desk for Hannah to sit at. And, her big brother was quick to give her crayons. By the time I realized how precariously close to the cream colored walls she and the not-washable crayons were, I didn't have the energy to deal with the hysterics that would ensue when I took them away.

And, so began homework time at the Trahan household. Nibbles sat scribbling on Mikie's Handy Manny coloring book (I know, I should really get her some girly coloring books) while Mikie wrote and colored his assignment. And this is why I am not a teacher. As the photos illustrate, if I have this much trouble keeping two children's attention, 20 such cherubs would surely eat me alive.

Love, The Trahans

Saturday, April 24, 2010

My Kids are Killing Me

Mike was out of town for the majority of this week on business, leaving me to take care of myself and two kids. To add insult to injury, it was school vacation this week. AND, I have a ton of projects at work. Plus, Hannah got a bad case of allergies or a head cold (the doctor and I don't agree on this one) which resulted in a mild ear infection.

In spite of everything, I managed to make it to the weekend. Until I woke up this morning. My face and neck were itching like crazy. Realizing I fell asleep without taking any Zyrtec last night, I immediately took some. No help. So I took some Benadryl and a warm shower. Still no help. I then grabbed my supply of a chemical that is naturally found in oat extract, avenanthramide, which is a fabulous topical anti-histamine. I all but washed in it. Still no help.

It was about noon when I realized that this rash was hives, and that I needed to call a doctor. Unfortunately, my doctor's office was closed, and routed me to the on-call doctor, who works for another practice. As I explained what the issue was, my brain was working overtime to think of what I was reacting to. Have I used any new personal care products? Of course, I MAKE them. Have I used any new chemicals I haven't already been exposed to? No. Have I been exposed to penicillin. No. Wait. . . I gave Hannah her antibiotic last night. Did I get any on myself? No, I made sure she didn't spit it out. But, she has kissed me, hugged me, slobbered on me, all those cute things babies do when they love you. . .

Yes, I am having an allergic reaction to my daughter. Twenty-one pounds of cuteness is literally causing me to break out in hives. Doctor's advice: avoid contact with her and have someone else administer the antibiotic. Oh, and go to the ER if my throat starts to close up or I have difficulty breathing.

Well, that shouldn't be an issue. After all, I'm only HER MOTHER!

One day, I'm sure I will look back and laugh at the irony of it all. I love to joke that these kids are "going to be the death of me". In this case, it's true.

Love, the Trahans

Saturday, April 17, 2010

The Great Pet Debate

To get a hamster, or not to get a hamster. That is the question. . .

As some of you may know, last summer, we bought Mikie a frog ecosystem as his kindergarten graduation present. He wanted a pet, and we weren't ready to commit to a dog. Mike wanted to get fish again, and, as the person who had to clean the aquarium all the time, I was opposed to that. It isn't that I mind cleaning. If I could put the fish in a different bowl, dump everything out, scrub the scum off, and start over, fish would be fine. But, your supposed to keep the same water, and only replace 25% each time. And, removing 25% of the water required syphoning it into a bucket, since the tank was far from a sink. Inevitably, I would end up spilling some of the fishy water while transporting it around the house to a sink.

I thought a hamster was a logical choice for a pet. After all, it is fuzzy, four-legged, and a mammal, similar to a dog. Yet, it is small and easily contained like fish. And, I had fond memories of having pet hamsters as a kid. Well, minus the fact that they died pretty quickly in our house. But, even their short life expectancy worked with my plan for pet ownership. A hamster will live approximately 3 years. By that point, Mikie will be eight and Hannah will be three. Both will hopefully be potty trained, making me more willing to bring home an animal that is not.

Unfortunately, Mike has some issue with hamsters. He claims he had a pet hamster that escaped from its cage and lived in the walls of their apartment for years (given their short life expectancy, I find it unlikely). And so, pet hamster became pet frogs.The downside of the frog aquarium is that it makes a lot of algae. More than the snail it came with could keep up with. After two snails, we upgraded to a bigger snail from PetSmart. Snaily III over ate (his shell cracked). Snaily IV lived for a while. Then, one day I realized he had been resting for about a week, and the scum was building up again. Snaily V suffered a similar fate recently. Unlike past trips to PetSmart, this time Mikie informed me that he thought we should get a hamster.

And so begins our predicament. Do we get a hamster? Again, I think "yes". He has done a good job caring for the frogs, thanks to a feeding schedule from Auntie Krista. We could discuss the differences between mammals and amphibians, making it educational. This kid was born to have a hamster. After all, his imaginary friend is a mouse.

Mike remains opposed. And, no amout of cajoling (aka whining) on Mikie's part seems to help. So, I beesech our blog readers to weight in: hamster or no hamster? You decide.Love, The Trahans

A Week Without TV

Next week is National TV Turnoff Week. Either, Mikie's school didn't know this fact, OR they realized it coincided with school vacation and, fearing for the sanity of us parents, decided to move it up one week. Regardless, we at the Trahan household celebrated the last seven days sans television. At least, we celebrated during the hours that the children were awake. I admit that Mike still watched the Red Sox and I turned on American Idol after 9pm. . .

It all started last Sunday, April 11th. Forgetting that it was TV Turnoff Week, my body went into autopilot mode at 7am when Mikie bounded into our bedroom and turned on the cartoons. An hour later, when Nibbles woke up demanding food, I stumbled downstairs and realized the error of my ways.

After turning off cartoons (which Mikie handled pretty well), I realized that we needed to find something to entertain two kids, one of whom has the attention span of 15 minutes; the other, 15 seconds.

Mike: "We could go to the Science Museum."

Lauren: "We could go to the Children's Museum."

Mike: "The Science Museum is free." (note to readers: it is not free to all; just free to Mike through his employer.)

Lauren: "Except, Hannah is going to be miserable and throw a fit because I won't let her run around for fear of breaking something. Sounds like a horrible time."

Ultimately, we settled on the Providence Children's Museum which is both cheaper and smaller than the Boston Children's Museum. If you have ever had to chase your child around a museum with five stories of fun and entertainment, you would appreciate the "smaller" detail even more than the cost savings. Trust me when I say you need to get more than 8 hours of sleep plus a Venti sized caffeinated beverage from Starbucks (ideally with a double shot of espresso) before taking children with a pulse to Boston's Children's Museum.

Both kids had a good time. Mostly due to the water exhibit. I think Hannah would have had more fun if allowed to sit in the larger exhibit that Mikie was playing in and have water directed right at her. But, she settled for splashing (and licking) the toddler exhibit. When she got bored (which having not made friends with a dozen children like her big brother, happened fairly quickly), she started exploring the rest of the first floor exhibits. This involved stalking kids who appeared similar in size to her big brother, flirting with herself in any and all reflective objects, taking the pegs out of the oversized Lite Bright as people (mostly me) attempted to make pictures, and stuffing pom-poms in the clear PVC pipes to watch them fly around the room. By the time she had lost interest in the first floor, Mikie emerged from the water exhibit to play. So, Hannah and I snuggled while watching brother build ramps on a magnetic wall and construct a space station out of pool noodles with "some girl".

We finally managed to convince Trouble to see what exhibits were upstairs. I will admit, the second floor was less entertaining than the first. The biggest draw was the pirate ship which was overrun by very active, very loud, boys. This made it fairly dangerous for Hannah, who wanted nothing more than to play where Mikie was. After almost being knocked over twice by kids chasing each other through the ship AND having a potato hurled at her head by an angry three year old boy, we moved on.There were a lot more historical activities, reading nooks, and less "active" activities on the second floor. Hannah and I found a toddler friendly area where we hung out while Mike and Mikie assembled a skeleton. But, ultimately, we decided to leave in search of lunch.Sadly, after spending hours at the museum, if you ask Mikie what he did for TV Turnoff Week, the trip to Pizzeria Uno is the most memorable activity. Although, better that than all the scantily clad cheerleaders we encountered at the Providence Place Mall that day. . .

We did spend the balance of the week listening to music and books on CD during the hour long commute to school. I have had trouble falling asleep because I can't get the lyrics to "Captain Vegetable" and "The Batty Bat" songs from the Sesame Street CD out of my head. We also read two more books in "The Magic Treehouse" collection (which even I am slightly addicted to) and spent evenings playing "Ratatouille" and "Scooby Doo". I did let Mikie play some computer games on the Lego website (admittedly more for my sanity than his), which, since he still played computer in the lab at school, I considered not in violation of the rules. All in all, he did a good job of following the spirit of the week. He didn't even ask to watch TV when Mike turned on game one of the Bruins in the playoffs.

I do think it was great family time for all four of us. And, I will probably try and encourage less TV watching as a result. However, when 7am rolls around tomorrow, my body will be very happy to reach for the remote, turn on PBS and buy another 60 minutes of sleep.

Love, The Trahans

Easter

For whatever reason, Easter snuck up on me this year. It wasn't like I forgot about it. I was fully cognisant that "April 4th" was Easter Sunday. I made some purchases in advance to help the Easter Bunny out. But, as I stood in the grocery store on Holy Thursday, I realized I still didn't have any candy. And, being that the likelihood of me returning to the grocery store WITHOUT my kids in tow in the next 24 hours was slim, I purchased chocolate bunnies with them riding in the cart, hoping they "wouldn't notice" when the same bunnies were sitting in their Easter baskets on Sunday morning.

Which brings me to shameful Easter story number two: at 10pm on the eve of Easter, I realized that I did not have a basket for Hannah. We had numerous Easter baskets from when Mikie was little, so I planned on recycling one. Unfortunately, all of them were plush, and smelled musty from being stored in our basement. Which is how Hannah ended up the proud owner of the last iCarly Easter basket Walmart had in stock (Walmart being the only store open past 10pm near our house).

No one seemed to mind Easter morning as they hunted for eggs. Well, Mikie hunted. Hannah, who isn't a morning person on a good day, looked confused and annoyed that someone had the audacity to hide food on her. Mikie, who was happy to play the "Big Brother" role, found all of Hannah's eggs (which were "hidden" in inconspicuous places like the middle of the floor). I did manage to do a couple of things right. We did visit the Easter Bunny in advance of Easter. Granted, it helps that he set up shop right next to the Godiva store. Being a member, I get a free piece of chocolate once a month, so visiting the Easter Bunny made for a good excuse to get my frozen chocolate drink and candy. In addition, I mustered the energy to make eggs, bacon, and hash browns for breakfast on Easter Sunday.

One last glaring mistake that I only just noticed: I didn't take pictures of my children dressed up for Easter. So, if anyone was running around with a camera at Easter and happened to take pictures of my monsters, please let me know, as I would love to get copies.

In the end, no one seems upset with the haul from Easter (three egg hunts should make up for any lack of candy mom may have purchased). Plus, Mike got Hannah a beautiful Easter basket at Target on Monday 50% off, so we are ahead of the game for 2011.Happy Belated Easter.

Love, The Trahans

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Remiss in Posting

Okay, I have been remiss in updating the blog recently. I've been suffering with a dysfunctional Eustachian tube for the last three months which has caused 3 ear and sinus infections requiring multiple rounds of antibiotics, hives due to an allergic reaction to amoxicillin which required multiple rounds of prednisone, nausea and vomiting due to vertigo, lack of sleep due to constant pain. At worst, I need Mike to come pick the kids and I up, and want to drive ice picks in my ears to alleviate the pressure. At best, I take mass quantities of ibuprofen to dull the pain so I can sleep. In between, I am trying to keep up with work, raising two kids, and helping out with the regular household maintenance. Sadly, this leaves blogging low on the priority list.

However, it's Opening Day for Red Sox Nation, leaving me sitting in front of the TV for at least another hour. Perfect time to update any remaining readers on life in the Trahan household.

TROUBLE #1:

Mikie is surviving kindergarten. I say "surviving" because, while he is doing well and everyone I have spoken to agrees he was too bright to do a third year of preschool, he is far from the top of his class. The most frustrating thing (probably for his teacher even more than Mike and I) is that he doesn't care. For example, at the last parent teacher conference, his teacher told me he has been improving, but that she isn't sure that he is doing his "best work". She specifically mentioned asking him one day "Is that your best work?" a question which would cause most kids to quake and spend hours toiling over their next paper. Mikie replied nonchalantly, "I don't know" and proceeded to continue without a care in the world. It isn't that he isn't getting the concepts, it's that he doesn't seem to appreciate the methods. Writing: the kid had no problem writing Valentines (he even colored a heart on his girlfriend Olivia's). But, getting him to write the letter "D" ten times for homework, and it would drag on for hours. He would draw a "D" that spanned half the line, and, giggling, ask Mike if he did a good job. Even Mike, the epitome of patient, looks like he is going to lose all of his hair some evenings. The school work makes me laugh: papers come home with directions "Color the picture that begins with the letter 'Z'." On Mikie's paper, their is a yellow line (no joke, one slash of color) through the zipper and zebra. Not exactly what the teacher had in mind.

He is clearly the side effect of two left-brained parents. The kid can tackle math and science concepts like nobody's business. The kid who makes patterns with his food at dinner has no trouble finishing the pattern. He is counting close to 100 with little help (he frequently forgets 13). He's doing simple addition. And, critical to his future desire to help Grumpy and Grandma Kerrie at the snack bar, he is learning about money. I promised to get coin wrappers to help him wrap all the money in his piggy bank, so he can get a better understanding for the value of coins versus dollars.

On weekends, he still loves his hockey. We signed him up for another 10 weeks of skills classes. He's getting much more confident on the ice. Mike took some video of him at class a few weeks ago. He made a couple of goals from pretty far back (which Mike bragged about since the other kids shot from right in front of the goal). Worst case, he can go to RPI on a hockey scholarship, major in management, and "make sure everyone is doing their job right" which his astute explanation of what Mike does for a living.

Here's a picture of Trouble helping make "elephant toothpaste" during a lab they did with one of the first grade teachers. According to the teacher, he got to measure out and add the hydrogen peroxide. According to Mikie, he got to wear goggles like a scuba diver and the teacher used a squirter to squirt water at him.And, proud of the progress he's made reading, I'm including a short clip of Mikie reading one of his WEB books. WEB = We're Excited about Books or something like that. Each kid gets a book to bring home. When they can read it, they bring it back, read it to the teacher or parent volunteer, and get a new one. When they've returned 20 books, they get a prize. Mikie just got his 3rd prize last Friday.

TROUBLE #2:

I think it is safe to say that Hannah is a force to be reckoned with. Most people who meet her comment how pleasant she is. To which Mike and I reply, almost in unison, "when she gets her way." She may be small, but she is feisty. Most mornings, Hannah thankfully sleeps until right before we leave the house. She eats a snack at home (or in the car) and has breakfast at daycare. Mostly because she refuses to eat baby food if the rest of us are eating people food. She will sit in her high chair, scope out the selection at the table, glare at me, pound her fist on the table and yell "Maw". To the untrained ear, you would think she is yelling "Mom". But, I have learned to differentiate. "Mom" is typically "Ma-ma". "Maw" is Hannah's attempt to say "more". I fear this one will have a horrible Massachusetts accent, given that she is already dropping her r's at one.

She now has five teeth: her two bottom front teeth along with three on the top. Although, not the three you would think. She is missing her right front tooth, but has the right incisor already. This causes me frequent angst that she has inherited my dental issues. If it doesn't come in soon, I suspect the pediatrician will do an x-ray to see if she has a tooth there. Sadly, this would not be her first x-ray. In her effort to keep up with her brother (who has caused us numerous trips to the ER over his five years of life), Hannah came home from daycare a couple of weeks ago with, what looked like a broken toe. It was a creepy shade of gray, extremely swollen, and, she wouldn't put any weight on it. Upon inspection by the doctor, they informed me that there wasn't much they could do if it was broken. However, being that the bruise was where her toe met her foot, they were concerned that a bone in her foot might be broken. Hence, the x-rays. Fortunately, it was early enough in the evening that we avoided going to the ER. And, thankfully, her foot was not broken. A fact I deduced prior to getting the results, since the little troublemaker decided to take her first steps in the waiting room.

Yes, Nibbles is now walking without assistance. It took her long enough. She has been cruising for the last five months. Her teacher told me she had recently taken to holding on to her boyfriend, Robert, like a mini conga line so that she could walk and still hold onto someone. Granted, no one believed me when I said she started walking at the hospital, because she refused to give an encore performance for Mike and Mikie when we got home. We managed to capture a few steps on film here.

You may notice the potty in the video. While I would love to say that Hannah is potty trained at age one, I cannot. Nor am I crazy enough to attempt trying. The child is obsessed with the toilet. If the door is closed, she will bang on the bathroom door until you let her in, regardless of who is in there. She bangs on the door when any of us are using the bathroom. If the door is open, she will either unroll all the toilet paper, push the step stool over to the sink and climb up to attempt to wash her hands. God forbid the toilet seat is open, she will splash around in the water. If someone happens to be sitting on the toilet when she finds her way in, she will try and close the lid on you and/or attempt to push you off the seat so she can see what is inside. Very ladylike. So, in my effort to demystify the toilet, I brought out the potty (which Mikie never used) for Hannah to play with. She loves it. She pushes it around the house, sits on it, stands IN it (yes, feet in the bowl), hides toys in it. Needless to say, I spend a lot of time trying to correct the bad behaviors ("No toys in the potty", "No standing in the potty", etc.) before I find a doll in the toilet.That completes my update. Perfect timing: the Red Sox just beat the Yankees 9 to 7.

Happy Easter. Go Sox!

Love, The Trahans